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Mechanical Rights!

by rkd

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1.
Beautiful Brain You lost your glasses again Do you still see me the same? A crossed-off name In your Calculus book Beautiful Brain What ever happened to the rest of the gang? Out of gas in the pouring rain The situation Always seemed the same You said there's no such thing as ghosts But you're the phantom that I dig the most Beautiful Brain I never figured out your middle name Or solved the riddle of what we became I understand If I'm the one you blame
2.
Henchman 02:37
I ain't gonna lie I'm sick of the side That always loses For minimum wage And Batterang bruises When this capers over I'll be halfway out the door Cause I don't want to be a Henchman Anymore A fantasy life Addicted to Kryptonyte And coffee I'm running away And getting this Silly costume off me And I still don't know Just what I stick around here for Cause I don't want to be a Henchman Anymore (Repeat Chorus)
3.
Alter Ego 02:18
It wasn't me Who did those things I just came-to in bed with stars around my head He looks just like me But with a black goat-tee He's my Alter Ego I can't recall Anything at all So tell me what he said To piss-off all my friends They can come and see That's it's really me Not my Alter Ego You never knew I was split in two Everybody needs A good Archenemy ohh I had this dream I wasn't me And everybody thought I was someone I was not Til I tried to use Some lame excuse Like my Alter Ego
4.
Woke up feeling foreign Looking for Saturday Night On a Monday Morning Whiskey & Pills On your breakfast table Everyday Late for my appointment To get a refill On my special ointment Whiskey & Pills And the ladies Just can't stay away Love, Speed and Thrills At your apartment The red wine spills On the carpet Now there'll be a stain All over your brain Backwards up the junction To get a dollars worth So I can function Whiskey & Pills I just hope I don't collapse on stage
5.
Hijack a broken microphone Make up a bullshit press kit Commit yourself Do-it-yourself Turn poverty Back into wealth Sing all those things You never can say One more Tanqueray And you're well on your way You keep the door, they keep the bar Know-it-all train wreck sound check Commit yourself Convince yourself That you'll sell out Like no one else To all the kids In the hipster regime With cream in their jeans For the rock star machines Short snoozes on freeway Ass-hole DJs Don't see it on your bio Me oh, my oh When you arrive they'll treat you fine Sign on the dotted line Commit yourself Commit yourself Evaluate Your mental health Commit yourself
6.
The sleep don't come as cheap as the thrills Or the whiskey and pills That the Butcher boy spills When he pays the bills Nothing that you want is possible When he's beating out a tune against your skull This is how to make a living How to make a living How to make a living hell Kiss ass so you can stand in the line By the "Vacancies" sign Spit-up and swallow your pride For the thousandth time Just be happy if they don't start acting bored Is it worse to be rejected or ignored This is how to make a living How to make a living How to make a living hell Can you trade cash For credibility? Pop sensibilities, Are disabilities Silly me That ditch would dig itself if it could But it misunderstood That it never made good Like a good ditch should Everything has got to learn its place So pick that shovel up and shut your face This is how to make a living How to make a living How to make a living hell
7.
I've been planning my escape Digging at the wall with a spoon Down in the dungeon By every full moon Ever since Prince Tuesday found me With her arms around me Dancing on the banks of the Rhine With King Friday's Concubine We would meet every Tuesday At the Chez Champagne Slip a five dollar bill To Lady Elaine It's just our little secret Hope you can see your way to keep it She was soft as calamine And King Friday's Concubine I ain't one to be naive But I got my doubts I'll catch that last trolley out Of the Land of Make-Believe They caught me at the station An empty suitcase in my hand A white carnation And a foiled plan I try to put it all behind me But she told them where to find me Left hangin' on the line By King Friday's Concubine
8.
"I got you all figured out" I guess back then I knew what I was talking about You come and go Like a Carny show Skewed, if that's your view I don't think I ever met you To you it might not seem But you make me feel like Mr. In-Between You say that I misread the signs But all you ever want to do is remanisce about the best of times When you say you miss someone It shouldn't be for fun Skewed, if that was you I wouldn't even want to know you I think it's mean When you make me feel like Mr. In-Between I have amazing powers of self-deception My senses lead me in the wrong direction And just for my information It was all in my imagination It wasn't you who did me wrong When I'm the one who chose to be alone all along You're so Goddamn sweet You might just rot my teeth Skewed, I thought you knew I can't live with and without you So just let me be I don't want to be Mr. In-Between
9.
Dangerprone 02:55
Baby can't say "No" And it's starting to show She's got a Beautiful Brain And a World of Pain To let go Baby gets depressed When I can't say "Yes" The smell of cranberry juice And a fifth of Grey Goose On her breath Dangerprone You're on your own Ain't got no home to run away from And you've been wearing out your welcome Everywhere you go You're on your own Dangerprone I try to do my best To just give it a rest But every couple of years A memory reappears I surpressed In her purple dress In a perfect mess Just like Calamity Jane And only slightly insane I guess Chorus Asleep with my arm around you I'll leave you the way I found you 'Cause I'm a sad sight to see Chorus
10.
Spellbound Turned-on and terrified Stared-down By her bloodshot bedroom eyes Cold sweat and shiny implements Fishnets and strange experiments Black lipstick and mascara Hot as the Sahara A razor in her make-up case We're all lambs to the slaughter For Frankenstein's Daughter The devil with a pretty face Sweetheart Has something on her mind Spare parts And a sinister design Slipped discs and lips like novacaine A soft kiss and a blackjack to the brain Black lipstick and mascara Hot as the Sahara A razor in her make-up case We're all lambs to the slaughter For Frankenstein's Daughter The devil with a pretty face Fall asleep in dizzy paradise Wake up in a bathtub full of ice Black lipstick and mascara Hot as the Sahara A razor in her make-up case We're all lambs to the slaughter For Frankenstein's Daughter The devil with a pretty face
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The jig's up Some mug stuck A gun in your ribs The hotel The Bombshell The chloroform kiss The things you confess to When gumshoes Arrest you Dutch Courage Is a friend of mine A tight squeeze The DT's Your back to the wall A tip-off To ship off A clandestine call One step Ahead of The thug in The black gloves Dutch Courage Is a friend of mine Looks like someone smashed the door Cut up the couch and turned out all the drawers Burnt-out flashbulbs on the floor Haven't I been here before? There are those Who don't know The deck has been stacked You learn when Your good friend Stabs you in the back Face down in The river A shiv in The liver Dutch Courage Was a friend of mine
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Away at school Drunk in my room Thinking of you And the things we both said That we would never do Little Seventeen Where are you now I've been asking around All over town Even your folks don't know Where you can be found Little Seventeen When I'm alone Plastered and stoned On student loans I still think of the way The sun-light caught you back home Little Seventeen

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released August 8, 2006

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